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The top relationship 'rules' for men

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Just had this sent over to me by some company, they were the winning entries in a contest to find the best rules. What do you think?

Never Pull after 2am – by then you will have your Beer Goggles on.

Don’t Call Her Until the Day After the Day After the Date.

Check out her Mum Before it gets too Serious.

Buy her Pints – its Cheaper than Buying Girlie Drinks.

Sincerity and Sensuality Lead to Seduction.

Be Cheeky.

Be on Time and Never be Serious.

Leave Your Friends Girls Alone.

Don’t be a Fool, Wrap your Tool

Every Saturday off for Football.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Check out her Mum Before it gets too Serious.

    I'd have no chance if guys went by that one. Mine is a right psycho bitch at times, I'm surprised my parents are still together. I'm not like her and don't want to be ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    squeal wrote: »
    I'd have no chance if guys went by that one. Mine is a right psycho bitch at times, I'm surprised my parents are still together. I'm not like her and don't want to be ever.

    How sweet...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Buy her Pints – its Cheaper than Buying Girlie Drinks.

    Don't buy her any drinks. Buying her drinks, gifts or anything else while still in the pulling or casual dating phase is a prime way to give her all the power... :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LeicesterLuke wrote: »
    Don't buy her any drinks. Buying her drinks, gifts or anything else while still in the pulling or casual dating phase is a prime way to give her all the power... :thumb:


    I don't expect a man to pay for me. It's nice to take turns. The first date I went on with my boyfriend, he paid us into the cinema, and I bought the popcorn and drinks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Check out her Mum Before it gets too Serious.
    Nothing wrong with eyeing up a MILF in my book.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "If you ever wonder what a woman will look like when she's older, look at her mum...well, i'm a lookin, and i'm a likin...HOT" :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LeicesterLuke wrote: »
    How sweet...

    You haven't met her :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Every Saturday off for Football.

    Damn right.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »

    Buy her Pints – its Cheaper than Buying Girlie Drinks.

    Wish men would buy me pints, they always tell me it's unladylike!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicolalou wrote: »
    Wish men would buy me pints, they always tell me it's unladylike!

    In that case, buy her a half. Its even cheaper still. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    In that case, buy her a half. Its even cheaper still. :D

    God I'd have that down in 2 mins!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicolalou wrote: »
    God I'd have that down in 2 mins!

    Lager lout :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicolalou wrote: »
    Wish men would buy me pints, they always tell me it's unladylike!


    I love a girl who can drink pints :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is being cheeky?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Simba T Lion wrote: »
    What is being cheeky?

    Like teasing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Simba T Lion wrote: »
    What is being cheeky?

    saying naughty things in a funny way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Never be Serious.

    :no: I had someone do this to me and for a while, when he was being serious I would take what he said as a joke. (and would get told off for it)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnyboy503 wrote: »
    saying naughty things in a funny way.

    :yes: Plus when your cheeky you get away with saying a lot of things.

    I always forget the Americans dont really understand the word.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We're dumb ;) I was thinking chubby, but what it really is sounds lame and Id say thats a terrible rule :p So is the calling timeline. I never understood why people would really even think of that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katchika wrote: »
    Every Saturday off for Football.

    Ahem. And Sunday. And Tuesday and Wednesday nights for Champions League. And occasionally Thursday nights for the UEFA Cup depending on who's playing. And the odd Monday night Premier League match as well. And every day during the World Cup and European Championship.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm With Stupid wrote: »
    Ahem. And Sunday. And Tuesday and Wednesday nights for Champions League. And occasionally Thursday nights for the UEFA Cup depending on who's playing. And the odd Monday night Premier League match as well. And every day during the World Cup and European Championship.

    That's such an excellent reason to find one of those men that aren't obsessed by football. ;) Thankfully I know they exist. :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WTF? Never pull after 2am?! This is the best time, you get the horny as fuck obese ones!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makoto wrote: »
    WTF? Never pull after 2am?! This is the best time, you get the horny as fuck obese ones!
    You like 'em a bit chubby, do ya? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No it's just a good reason for men to look for a woman who is interested too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cyclops25503 wrote: »
    "If you ever wonder what a woman will look like when she's older, look at her mum...well, i'm a lookin, and i'm a likin...HOT" :lol:


    haha thats from Meet the Fockers ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jaloux wrote: »
    That's such an excellent reason to find one of those men that aren't obsessed by football. ;) Thankfully I know they exist. :hyper:

    Yeah, but they're all homosexual ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm With Stupid wrote: »
    Ahem. And Sunday. And Tuesday and Wednesday nights for Champions League. And occasionally Thursday nights for the UEFA Cup depending on who's playing. And the odd Monday night Premier League match as well. And every day during the World Cup and European Championship.

    You forgot Monday as well...:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofie wrote: »
    You forgot Monday as well...:p

    No he hasn't.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote: »
    Yeah, but they're all homosexual ;)

    Don't go bursting my bubble. ;)
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