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you're boobs are bigger than mine now!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
god, i love my step mum. :heart:

lulz.

idk why i'm making this hereeeeeee

i made a typo ;[

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    You have sex with your stepmum?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your stepmum made a typo?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ;| no i don't have sex with my stepmum.
    you got that, where?

    + no, my stepmum didn't make the typo, i did.
    again, you got that where?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    smellycat wrote: »
    ;| no i don't have sex with my stepmum.
    you got that, where?

    + no, my stepmum didn't make the typo, i did.
    again, you got that where?
    The fact you said you loved your mum in a thread in the sex section did it for me?

    Care to explain further?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    The fact you said you loved your mum in a thread in the sex section did it for me?

    Care to explain further?
    ...rofl.
    hence why i said 'idk why i'm putting this here'.

    idk, because it was about boobs?
    boobs are generally associated with sex. idk where better to put ittttttt.
    ++++++ i didn't mean love her like that.

    ew
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Do you actually think of anything other than boobs?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...obviously.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Oh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wtf lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^^^ What Suze said, what the fuck are you on about ?

    I bet she'll be on Jeremy Kyle next week and the logo at the bottom of the screen 'I love my lesbian step-mum but my dad doesn't know !' :D
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    smellycat wrote: »
    god, i love my step mum. :heart:

    lulz.

    idk why i'm making this hereeeeeee

    i made a typo ;[

    This really doesn't make much sense at all. It would be good if you could clarify.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote: »
    This really doesn't make much sense at all. It would be good if you could clarify.

    Trolls rarely make sense Helen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    Trolls rarely make sense Helen.

    All they mainly seem to do is grunt incoherently, live under bridges and harrass livestock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smellycat wrote: »
    god, i love my step mum. :heart:

    lulz.

    idk why i'm making this hereeeeeee

    i made a typo ;[

    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused: :shocking: :eek: :crazyeyes

    What the fuck? :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont get this thread either .. its weird
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What I get from it is that Smellycat's step-mom said to her "your boobs are bigger than mine now" and Smellycat felt the need to broadcast this on the internet and expect everyone to be really chuffed that her breasts are so big they're even bigger than her step-moms.

    Of course, I'm a lot more cynical than that and still believe that Smellycat is a spotty 15 year old who wants a cheap wank from people disclosing their tit size.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    Of course, I'm a lot more cynical than that and still believe that Smellycat is a spotty 15 year old who wants a cheap wank from people disclosing their tit size.

    Either that or she really is 18 and female.. but is an ugly heffer who hangs around in internet chat rooms all day. Lulz.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hence The name smellycat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You are boobs are bigger than mine now?

    Ok...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JustThinking..X wrote: »
    hence The name smellycat

    1983 said she had a sweating problem i thought maybe that was where the smelly bit came from.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rofl @ this thread
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha, what a cock this person is.
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