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Pulling Lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
who can suggest the best/funnyist pulling lines!

you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....

come on, youll do..

You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together


just some ideas but i found it fun reading em and thinking up my own:chin: :thumb:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think wrote: »

    you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....

    :lol: I like that one.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Did it hurt?

    Did what hurt?

    When you fell from heaven?


    Here's 20p, go call your mum. Tell her your not coming home tonight!

    ewww!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xsazx wrote:
    ? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    That reminds me of a fancy dress night out...I was a postal worker so I could ask to inspect people's packages :o

    Other's I've heard of include...

    Is your Dad a baker? Because you've got great buns.

    Do you have a spanner? Because you just tightened my nuts.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    :lol: I love that
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    This is my only 'line'.

    "Hi, I'm sexy" (walk away afterwards)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    This is my only 'line'.

    "Hi, I'm sexy" (walk away afterwards)

    :lol: I can see you using that as well.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you have a plaster, I scraped my knee falling for you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Gonny gies a gobble, mate?' - works everytime.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some of these HAVE to be used next friday...........:hyper:

    :D:D:D

    Im wearing my american football helmet to the club incidentally...:thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    :lol: I can see you using that as well.
    :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice legs,what time do they open?
    :D

    Your condoms or mine?Well,I havent got any condoms they`ll have to be yours.....:naughty:

    Apparently my mate got laid off that second one..:chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol 2 funny..
    how about get your coat you'v pulled!!
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