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Pulling Lines
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who can suggest the best/funnyist pulling lines!
you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
come on, youll do..
You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
just some ideas but i found it fun reading em and thinking up my own:chin: :thumb:
you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
come on, youll do..
You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
just some ideas but i found it fun reading em and thinking up my own:chin: :thumb:
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I like that one.
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
Here's 20p, go call your mum. Tell her your not coming home tonight!
ewww!
That reminds me of a fancy dress night out...I was a postal worker so I could ask to inspect people's packages
Other's I've heard of include...
Is your Dad a baker? Because you've got great buns.
Do you have a spanner? Because you just tightened my nuts.
I love that
"Hi, I'm sexy" (walk away afterwards)
I can see you using that as well.
Im wearing my american football helmet to the club incidentally...:thumb:
Your condoms or mine?Well,I havent got any condoms they`ll have to be yours.....
Apparently my mate got laid off that second one..:chin:
how about get your coat you'v pulled!!