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Stinky Farts

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Today I have lots of gas, and it's really eggy and stinky, am I going to die?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unlikely,unless you gas yourself
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you eaten eggs today?

    You see - I think you could die from these eggy smelly farts, tell your next of kin.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shit, I'd better open a window then!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would open two if i were you....and a door!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Take care, babe. We don't want anything to happen to you xoxoxo :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I opened a window, all is well. Earier, I was sat on the floor with my daughter, she was doing some stretches so she had her nose to her toes and I was pushing her knees to the floor and I... let one rip. Oh, we did chortle about that! Farts are funneh!
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