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Death row meal!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
quite a morbid subject but all in the name of good fun!
say you had commited a heinous crime like parking in a disabled bay and were due to get fried in the electric chair, what would your final meal be?
personally mine would be an all you can eat chinese buffet to prolong the ordeal, or failing that the hottest curry known to man, so when cleaning me up they would have to also clean up the biggest pile of sh...... well you get the rest.
I guess I would go for something nice like like beef wellington washed down with homemade cherry pie.
mmmmmmmm it actually makes it seem worth it!!:hyper:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Mac and Fries, me thinks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd defo have a T Bone steak :yes:
    But I change my mind on this loads when I think about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd have a fatty Chinese take away and a double Vodka Red Bull.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Big Mac and Fries, me thinks


    KFC is better! A big Zinger Tower mmmmmm..............:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A big fat roast chicken dinner washed down with a bottle of white wine :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sauce wrote: »
    KFC is better! A big Zinger Tower mmmmmm..............:)

    It would be a toss up between Big Mac & Zinger Tower Burger :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    It would be a toss up between Big Mac & Zinger Tower Burger :thumb:


    You never know they might've even let you have the fully loaded box too :lol:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    a christmas dinner with all the trimmings...mmmm! Including the obligatory prawn cocktail! :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    round the world buffet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thick steak with Jack Daniels steak sauce, really buttery mash & runner beans.. Nice cold glass of Baileys and a McDonald's Apple pie with Haagen Dasz Vanilla Ice cream
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    round the world buffet?

    Spot on!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Big Mac and Fries, me thinks

    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id have magic mushroom soup and a mc flurry with mdma sprinkled in it....might as well go out with a band!:crazyeyes :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id have magic mushroom soup and a mc flurry with mdma sprinkled in it....might as well go out with a band!:crazyeyes :D

    Lol Wouldn't be the nicest tasting meal, but at least you probably wouldn't give a fuck when they put you on the chair. You may end up giving your executioner a hug. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Steak pie with mashed potatoes :D mmmmmmm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I probably wouldn't be able to eat a final meal if i was on death row tbh :(

    But if I could force something down :p it would probably be something really nice and comforting like spaghetti bolognese or a roast dinner. And DEFINITELY crumble and custard for pudding :D In fact, maybe I'd just skip the savoury part and go straight for the crumble and custard :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    surf & turf!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Live kittens.

    If I'm going to burn, I might as well end up with a Charles Manson-esque following thinking I'm a complete psycho. My legacy shall live on!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know how, and if it was off here, but i saw a link once that linked to an american government prisons page and it had all these people who had received the death sentence and what they'd ordered for their last meal. I remember thinking that LOADS of them had ordered KFC style chicken meals!

    I would have full roast chicken dinner i think. then warm chocolate fudge cake with ice cream for afters. hopefully i wont be receiving the death sentence any time soon tho.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know how, and if it was off here, but i saw a link once that linked to an american government prisons page and it had all these people who had received the death sentence and what they'd ordered for their last meal. I remember thinking that LOADS of them had ordered KFC style chicken meals!
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    What's that tell you about the people inside :p
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    King Prawn Butterfly, Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, plain rice, onion bhaji and a paratha. Washed down with a few pints of stella. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

    thats the site that your thinking of I believe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quite a morbid subject but all in the name of good fun!
    say you had commited a heinous crime like parking in a disabled bay and were due to get fried in the electric chair, what would your final meal be?!


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