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A question for the non-believers!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If there is no such thing as God, then who made and put this bacon cob on the desk next to me?

I didn't do it, and i've not seen any body come through here...

So there, proof! well i'm off to eat it now, so feel free to discuss.

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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Mr Orange wrote: »
    then who made and put this bacon cob on the desk next to me?

    I didn't do it, and i've not seen any body come through here...

    Cob - are you a brummy?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Orange wrote: »
    If there is no such thing as God, then who made and put this bacon cob on the desk next to me?
    Ya mom.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That would be the bacon fairy :yes:

    There is a fairy for everything that happens where you don't notice it happening. According to my flatmates, we have a washing up fairy :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That would be the bacon fairy :yes:

    There is a fairy for everything that happens where you don't notice it happening. According to my flatmates, we have a washing up fairy :yeees:

    :yes:
    we have a washing up fairy too!
    my flatmate also insists that we have a bruise fairy too because she keeps waking up in the morning with tiny bruises all over her.
    personally i just think she's clumsy :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like a random act of kindness. God comes from within the individual.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The hell is a bacon cob? Bacon-corn?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote: »
    Cob - are you a brummy?
    Do brummies day cob? I thought it was just east midlands
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    VinylVicky wrote: »
    Do brummies day cob? I thought it was just east midlands

    Yeah I think so, well at least my family that live there do.

    It's bacon in a roll Kiezo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote: »
    Do brummies day cob? I thought it was just east midlands

    Yeah, they used to say cob in Nottingham, wasnt sure about brum though

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote: »
    Do brummies day cob? I thought it was just east midlands

    East Midlands it is me duck :thumb:

    Also a Bacon Butty, Bacon Balm or a Bacon Bap
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought cob was a northern thing, i think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote: »
    Yeah I think so, well at least my family that live there do.

    It's bacon in a roll Kiezo.

    That made me even more confused as to what a cob is :(

    And if there really was a god, he would make it so BK serves breakfast till 11am so I could get some.

    He would also make it so bagles weren't always cut uneven.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote: »
    Do brummies day cob? I thought it was just east midlands

    Its called a cob in Derby, but I didn't know it was called that in other places too - how naive of me!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jordy wrote: »
    Its called a cob in Derby, but I didn't know it was called that in other places too - how naive of me!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Orange wrote: »
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    indeedy!!!! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's only the work of God if it has HP Sauce on it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jordy wrote: »
    Its called a cob in Derby, but I didn't know it was called that in other places too - how naive of me!!!

    They also say 'cob' in Leicester a swell I think.
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