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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
hey all which time of the month is the best time to have sex with ur gf withour protection and without gettin her pregnant?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is no safe time!! There are times when the risks are lower but hell, the risks are always there!! As they say....

    SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK...
    1) Cover your stump before u hump
    2) Before u attack her, wrap ur wacker
    3) Dont be silly protect ur willy
    4) You cant go wrong if u shield ur dong
    5) If u think shes spunky, cover ur monkey
    6) If u slip between her thighs.. be sure to condamise!
    7) While ur undressing Venus, cover ur penis!
    8) No Glove, No love..

    ... Need i go on?!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sex.gif"&gt; Lxxx
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    as lucy said, there is NEVER a safe time! my best friend went through her bf trying to convince her when the best time was, and reasons why he didnt need to wear a condom, and i was always there to take her to the doctors in the morning for the morning after pill, or to go and buy a pregnancy test for her when her period was late coz she was too embarrassed. trust me, DONT do it!!! why is it so hard to arrange some form of contraception? you can get condoms free from family planning clinics, brook advisory centres, etc... and you can buy them in bulk at boots and they cost less than a quid each.

    think about it... a quid for a condom... or thousands of pounds in their lifetime, not to mention the responsibility, to bring up a child??? or having to go through the emotional trauma of giving up the baby for adoption, or having it aborted. do you really want your gf to have to go through this, just coz you fancy a shag without a condom on? if you want to do it without condoms that badly, then get her to go on the pill or arrange some other form of contraception like the injection or implants in her arm that release the same hormones that are in the pill.

    do it, for both your sakes.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lurvlylucy:
    5) If u think shes spunky, cover ur monkey

    lmao

    I've never heard that one before.

    Why don't you close your eyes and re-invent me?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry to burst your bubble but there was many many emails many many a time ago having about 1000 of those slogans on them...so as in mallets mallet, have a boing for saying sommit twice <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/bangin.gif"&gt;

    by the way, for future reference (if you think it's worth doing) im on an i-list where loadsa techy people chat etc ova the net through the day to avoid w**king (actually means working, but because ppl on the list are trying to avoid w**king they call it bad language. its also funny cuz it cud mean sommit else ...in case u aint guessed <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">) ...anyway, because of the picture that went round during the petrol crisis of a BP garage saying "fuk u all" on a BP price board, whenever something aint new its labelled "BP" and the person posting it is left in utter dismay and disaapointment (kinda <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">)

    so as its habit for me, if i eva label sommit "BP" you know where im coming from...

    oh btw, has to be (tm)'d as well...

    i do the (tm) wiv FE(tm), FO(tm), FI(tm) etc as well...just in case u think im mad (fuck 'em, fuck off, fuck it etc etc)

    welcome to the world inside my head...(wonderful) and weird eh? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/jesterlol.gif"&gt;

    <pssssst feel free to shut me up at anytime <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">&gt;

    call me satan <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angryfire.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unless ur gf is on the pill or has been told by a dr she will neva be able to have kids then use protection.
    sum of my mates of 16-17-18 have got kids and it recked their lives and the one girl only had unprotected sex once!!!!
    as well as not gettin preggers if u dont use a condom u may well give ur gf a std or u might get 1!!
    use ur common sense and use protection

    fairy pie xxxx

    a bird can love a fish but where would they live???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry but I kinda get annoyed when people ask "when is the right time" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/mad.gif"&gt; cos when you're told not to have unprotected sex, that's exactly what it means!!! There's always a risk so just be safe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/cool6.gif"&gt;

    One of Heaven's lil Angels <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angel.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/elefant.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao @ lucy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    There's a girl in my mirror
    I wonder who she is
    Sometimes I think I know her
    Sometimes I really wish I did
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    the only time you can have sex unprotected is if you know that neither partner has any form of STD and the girl has not yet reached puberty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny:
    the only time you can have sex unprotected is if you know that neither partner has any form of STD and the girl has not yet reached puberty.

    I hope you're not saying it's ok for someone to have sex before puberty! that would be SO wrong!

    rar! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/bite.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by amadee:
    I hope you're not saying it's ok for someone to have sex before puberty! that would be SO wrong!


    i'm going to assume he was just making a point.
    bb



    be happy
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/new/bettylou.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    its not even a valid point. you could get pregnant without ever having a period. you could ovulate for the first time, and that egg be fertilised. its NEVER okay to have sex without protection.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    just thought i should clarify that i was, in fact, just making a point... i do not recommend having sex with pre-pubescent girls.
    Orangely posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    you could get pregnant without ever having a period.

    that's true; but i didn't say anything about periods.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    yeah but you have no way of knowing whether the girl was gonna ovulate or not. and i was just making a point about the periods, didnt say you'd said it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Time out!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; LXxx
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by lurvlylucy:
    Time out!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; LXxx

    isn't that what this topic was about in the first place? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm...doesn't work.

    It's called Catholic Roulette but some people. (Like russian Roulette - loading one round into a pistol, spinning the cylinder, putting the gun to your head and pulling the trigger.) Eventually, the gun will go off.

    It is the only form of contraception approved by the Catholic church. You just have to look at the large families sported by those who practice this method of contraception to see it doesn't work.

    I have heard another problem with this is the only eggs that do get fertilised are stale eggs that have remained longer than they are supposed to. I don't know if this is really true.

    I guess it is a personal choice. Don't count on it if you DON'T want to have a baby, though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The only time you should have unprotected sex is when you are trying for a baby. Simple as that.

    You could end up with a pregnancy at anytime during your cycle, it's just that the liklihood reduces towards the end of the month.

    Added to that is the risk of STD, and I'm sure no-one wants to visit their local clap clinic.

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    Where, as a child I'd hide"

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